6 Spots to Nerd Out in San Francisco

Standing at the corner of Union & Webster, the inner geek of this city might not be immediately visible. Trendy couples spill out of street side cafes, sipping smart cocktails and peering over matching Ray Bans at their matching blackberries. Chic twenty-somethings bump music on their headphones from newly leaked albums. But underneath the hip music and the fresh fashion lies the pulsing heart of a secret nerd. Think less AV club and pocket protectors and more black rimmed glasses and experimental DJ sets. It may take a bit of work to uncover, but it’s worth it to get your nerd on in San Francisco. Here’s our San Francisco nerd guide:

Rickshaw Stop – Nerd Nite

Every Wednesday night one of the best musical venues in the city, the Rickshaw Stop, hosts what it describes as “the Discovery Channel with beer.” Topics change every week but are always informative with a healthy dose of pop culture. They’ve hosted talks on everything from DIY Drones to surviving the zombie apocalypse. The speakers can get pretty technical; if you find yourself needing a break the bar serves strong drinks and there’s skeeball upstairs.

Academy of Sciences Nightlife

This popular Thursday night event mixes two things SF does best: museums and alcohol. With classy cocktail in hand, you can experience the museum in an adult setting- its 21+ so no rug rats to block your view of the aquarium. Don’t miss the Planetarium, a dome shaped theater with a a full IMAX screen that completely surrounds you in visuals of outer space. Who didn’t dream of becoming an astronaut when they were a kid? The planetarium passes are handed out (for free) separately so be sure to get there within the first half hour as they sell out quickly. The event also features a musical lineup every week which can vary from up and coming DJs to local music festival pre-parties

826 Valencia

This nonprofit literary center, founded by local author Dave Eggers, will unleash your inner swash buckler. Students from all over SF schools collaborate to create books, magazines and newspapers with the help of teachers and tutors. The center runs a Pirate Supply store up front to help keep all programs free to students. In addition to the conventional eye patches and hooks, you can pick up some serious booty in the form of mermaid bait, siren silencers and scurvy be-gone. Don’t forget to grab a collection of short stories and poetry written by the students. And, if time permits, this is a ridiculously fun spot to volunteer.

Ourshelves 

This pop up library in the Mission doesn’t include a librarian with horn rimmed glasses incessantly shushing you, I promise. In fact Ourshelves encourages members to use the space as they please. This means book clubs, open mic nights and whatever else you can think of is fair game. Membership costs are on a sliding scale; the idea being that anyone who wants to read, can, regardless of financial situation. Local authors and book nerds curate a constantly rotating selection.

Cartoon Art Museum

Ok Marvel nerds, get excited. From Looney Tunes to your favorite superheroes, this museum covers it all. They approach the subject as a serious art form, so don’t expect to go from wall to wall reading the Sunday funnies (although they have those too). Insightful and fun exhibits have included 60 years of Mad Magazine cartoons and “No Straight Lines: 4 Decades of Queer Comics.”

Cable Car Power Plant

Cable cars in San Francisco? Cheesy and touristy. Cable car power plant? Awesome. Downstairs from the Cable Car Museum on Washington & Mason is the power plant which runs the entire trolley system. From the balcony you can overlook the industrial wheels that continuously spit out cables for each of the lines. It’s a rush to watch this mechanical epicenter pump out transportation for locals commuting to work along California Ave and amusement for exited tourists about to board their first trolley ride. Engineering nerds will eat this up.

Honorable mention: The Exploratorium: This interactive museum is a San Francisco favorite and has recently reopened at Pier 15. Definitely worth the $25 ticket price to spend a day exploring science hands on.

A Stroll through San Cristóbal de las Casas

Before I even pull the latch on the clunky metal door of my apartment I can hear the melody of “Raindrops are Falling on my Head” becoming increasingly louder. How the song relates to the massive bottled water truck that blasts it from its rusty speakers is beyond me. The tune floats in and out of my ears most of the day so much so that I barely notice it anymore.

I walk out from my apartment on Diego Dugelay and into the warmth of the sun on the sidewalk. An older Mexican man walks past. His sunbeaten face, which matches his worn leather belt, is shaded by a pristine white cowboy hat that rests atop his head. He is pushing a bright torquoise cart. A peek inside reveals a stack of grey tarp that is fraying at the ends and on top lies a bag of pink and yellow ice cream cones.

Walking past the corner I acknowledge the cracking wooden sign for “Electrovodoo,” which always leaves me wondering what their business could be. Hostel? Disco? Haitian witch doctor?

Continuing down the street, the buildings transition from peach colored walls with red trim to pale mint green. Certain spots have chipped away revealing a mosaic of orange, blue and white previous layers. An archive of the buildings’ past lives.

Graffiti scrawled across the face of the building, in the form of “Fany, te amo” haphazardly confesses young love.

 

 

The uneven cobblestones of Real Guadalupe catch me off guard and my foot plops down into a puddle. Grey gutter water soaks into my shoe and leaves a streak on my calf that dries almost immediately.

I pass a store that sells everything in the form of cereals, spices and candy, but not much in between. The bitter and musty smell of dried chilis follows my nostrils as I walk by.

The daylight is quickly fading and I can barely make out the thin grey outline of the Los Altos mountain range in the distance as it fades into the hazy dusk sky. On queue, the streetlights blink on, announcing the start of the night.

As I pass different groups I catch snipets of conversation in English, Spanish and the local indigenous language, Tsotsil.

“Chiclet!” I turn around to find a barefoot young boy carrying a tray of gum, chocolates and cigarettes. I reluctantly decline and turn to go, only to be intercepted by his mother. She has a rainbow of shawls spilling over her arm and thick woven panchos over the other. Her eyes are large and dark brown and seem to be sinking into her face. A defined scar cuts across her upper lip. A second son pops out from behind her, his arms full of small animals carved from wood- yellow jaguars with black spots and orange horses with manes of red yarn.

“Compreme un pan,” buy me a bread, they compromise after I’ve given my 10th “no, gracias.”

I hear a shrill cry followed by choked sobbing. Its only then that I realize the woman has a third child nestled against her back, strapped to her body by a violet shawl, a faded version of the ones she’s selling.

As we get closer to the Zocolo, plaza, I can hear the carnival music that emanates from the park every night. A white car zooms through a side street and a teenage boy hangs out the window, a cigarette in one hand, calling for his friends who stand on the corner.

 

 

We arrive at our destination, our favorite cafe that has two for one hot chocolate on Thursdays. We give the server our order and grab a table outside on the walkway, a beautiful spot, but it’s a gamble depending on how many sellers are out that night. Sure enough, just as we settle in, an elderly Mexican woman makes a beeline for our table. Her baby blue sweater contrasts the satin peach shirt with opal buttons underneath. She is wearing the traditional lana skirt, a thick black wool that wraps like a puffy blanket down to her ankles. It’s held up by a silver woven belt. Most women hand make these using wool from their own sheep, but we’ve heard they can sell for up to $800 in the market.

“Como te llamas,” my boyfriend asks, always the first to break the ice.

Most venders usually give us a curt reply, eager to continue selling. But this woman looks engaged.

“Maria,” she replies with a grin that reveals more than a couple missing teeth. She holds up a handful of woven bracelets. A mix of different patterns intertwine plum purples, sage greens, poppy yellows and curry oranges.

My boyfriend engages her in a short conversation before she turns to me and says something in heavily accented Spanish.

“No,” I shake my head, “No gracias.”

The woman and my boyfriend just blink at me.

“She asked you your name,” Jules says, “not to buy something.”

Overcome with guilt for my knee jerk reaction, I give her my name in the friendliest tone possible.

“Maria,” she gracefully responds with a small bow of her head , “mucho gusto.”

One last nearly toothless grin and she waddles off down the street, showcasing her bracelets to the next group of travelers.

 

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